I'm just waiting for homey to appear on his show crying like Jimmy Swaggart.
John (of John and Kate fame)
: ironically the show probably got him some extramarital nani.
John Ensign: King DirtBag boned his employee's wife. that's grounds for gettin' ya head split back to the white meat. talk about power dynamics.
Matthew Knowles: old school playa playa.
David Letterman: King Kong balls. is he gonna be the Bush II of cheating?
Steve McNair (R.I.P.): how you get popped by one mistress coming off a date with another one? he had $$ to spread I guess.
Richard Parsons: at least he went out right- with a model!
Steve Phillips: poor bastard. how he gon' pay his bills... and impending child support and alimony now with no gig? know he wants to choke a bish.
Mark Sanford: done fugged the game up for all the cats who are supposed to be away "business trips."
Eliot Spitzer: played by the rules- "pay em to leave"- and STILL got knocked. he'll be back though cuz hookers ain't posed to count. just like head.
Usher (??)
: that nicka HAD to be creepin! cuz she was kinda old and he was- singin' ass Usher gatdammit.
Dr. Phil: when they gon' finally catch his ass?